i put the fun in funeral
it’s 4am and I just woke up to go to the toilet and the lights were all off and I was groggy and I looked downstairs and there was someone stood at the bottom and I shouted and nearly pissed myself on the spot but when I turned the light on and looked closer
it was just an ernie hat and a coat on the bannister fuck you ernie I nearly messed myself because of you
I’d watch your fucking back because that is most definitely Bert.
I think I’m having an allergic reaction because my throat is swollen and my mouth itches REALLY badly.