Have sex with me

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

(Source: adventuringasnotagrownup, via thedreamsofachild)

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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Tyler just sent me a link with all of these on it send help this is a weird coincidence

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They’re weighing us and stuff in my pe class tomorrow and I’m really uncomfortable because I don’t want to know.
I don’t want to think of myself as a number. I’m still trying to be happy with myself and I’m getting there but I feel like seeing an actual number on a scale might set me back a lot…

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(Source: llttlemermaid, via ithinkitscalledfate)

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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There needs to be an episode of the fairly odd parents called Crocker Blocker where every time Timmy tries to make a wish Crocker shows up.

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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moriarty:

when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

moriarty:

when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

(via so-glad-were-neighbors)

agentdoubleoheaven:

if you don’t believe that the world revolves around men getting what they want just remember that boys can ask a girl out 5000 times and send her 60 boquets of flowers and sing love anthems outside her door and post endless letters in her locker or smthn asking her to love him and that’s sooo cute and chivalrous but when my female friend sent a text to her ex saying she still loved him my male friend called her a desperate needy child

(via my-accidental-mind)

  • Friend: why are you crying?
  • Me: I'm just so beautiful

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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Why do I think this is super cute?

(Source: best-of-memes, via with-a-bow-on-top)