Have sex with me
They’re weighing us and stuff in my pe class tomorrow and I’m really uncomfortable because I don’t want to know.
I don’t want to think of myself as a number. I’m still trying to be happy with myself and I’m getting there but I feel like seeing an actual number on a scale might set me back a lot…
There needs to be an episode of the fairly odd parents called Crocker Blocker where every time Timmy tries to make a wish Crocker shows up.
if you don’t believe that the world revolves around men getting what they want just remember that boys can ask a girl out 5000 times and send her 60 boquets of flowers and sing love anthems outside her door and post endless letters in her locker or smthn asking her to love him and that’s sooo cute and chivalrous but when my female friend sent a text to her ex saying she still loved him my male friend called her a desperate needy child
- Friend: why are you crying?
- Me: I'm just so beautiful