Sorry I’m not posting as much. The first few weeks of college are always hectic! One week down, though! Yay!

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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*Gets pregnant every 9 months so I never have to deal with periods*

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

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talkshitnojutsu:

"fats girls cant-"

shh.. fat girls can and they will

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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

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tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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sexy-fruit:

THIS

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via helioscentrifuge)

reallifekanaya:

fortheloveofhulk:

haanerhhs:

And a tree. Don’t forget the tree.

Wait. You Forgot The Birds.

YOU FORGOT THE HOLE IN THE TREE.

AND THAT TOTALLY RANDOM FLOWER.

and sometimes the sun had sunglasses? for some reason?

what do you mean when we were children

reallifekanaya:

fortheloveofhulk:

haanerhhs:


And a tree. Don’t forget the tree.

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Wait. You Forgot The Birds.

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YOU FORGOT THE HOLE IN THE TREE.image

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AND THAT TOTALLY RANDOM FLOWER.

and sometimes the sun had sunglasses? for some reason?

what do you mean when we were children

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I want to do the cute little things like play with your fingers when we hold hands and kiss your cheek and stuff but I also want to hardcore make out with you. Like, hardcore.